What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 12:55

Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
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Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.