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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

11.06.2025 08:21

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

Do you consider yourself pretty?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?